As long as you don't mind that she's haunted. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price. (Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on the barcalounger.) Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here? Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!! Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom? Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Phoebe: (genuinely excited about it) Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster. That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door! Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet! Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot) Phoebe: (smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to your new home! (she holds out the 'painting') Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you. Phoebe: Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too! Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous! Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting? Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through! if I do that, that means you don't get her. Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!" What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. Monica: (faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss! Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together? Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker! Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in. Monica: Hey, you wanna go to see a movie? Phoebe: (looking at Monica entering) Hey!
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